Hurrah Sanitation!


If I had the power to enact a single law, I would require all public establishments to have a clean and decent restroom. Additional details of the requirements are as follows:

  • Regular replenishment of toilet paper supply inside each cubicle
  • Pail and dipper for each cubicle
  • Faucet inside each cubicle
  • Hand soap or hand sanitizer by the sink
  • Regular replenishment of paper towels by the door
  • Regular trash disposal
  • Working door locks
  • Big & sturdy bag hanger inside each cubicle
  • Full-body mirror
  • Good bathroom scent ala albatross
  • Dry surface area around the sink

People would probably enjoy leaving home & wouldn’t mind drinking fat-burning tea all the time (I’m looking at you, Biguerlai) if we had the assurance that we’d find an actually comfortable comfort room.

Sanitation rocks.

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On a side note, I just had to say it: “Go Spurs Go!” ;) 2-1. Yeah.

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